thegreenbeans:

I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to meter!

fesnir:

…the boys that sit around me crack physics jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

• Physics is phboring (this one makes no sense, but oh wells, boys will be boys)
• Wait Watt?!
• It Hertz! (it hurts)
• I’m so estatic about today’s lesson. 
• It’s so shocking.
• It’s a good thing that I’m grounded.
• I got a charge out of that (teacher)
• That was electrifying.
• (Edit) Where do electrons play football? On an electric field.

Did I miss any?

These are BAD science jokes. But thats Oxygen Potassium. That’s what this blog is about. Thanks for these jokes! HeHeHe!

o-dawgtheinvincible:

Young Avogadro was quite the Romeo in his day. He kept giving all the girls his number.

cogito-ergo-wtf:

Poor elements. They only have a periodic table; what do they eat off of when it isn’t there?

doctor-lucky:

The lighter you are, the less you matter.

/rimshot

foxwolf333:

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

Einstein started counting: 

“1!… 2!…”

Pascal took off and hid himself well (behind a large tree) but Newton just stood there. Motionless.

“3!… 4!…”

After standing a bit longer, Newton sat down on the ground next to where Einstein was counting.

“5!… 6!…”

And he took a piece of chalk out of his pocket. With it Newton drew a large square around where he was sitting.

“7!… 8!…”

Then he carefully put the piece of chalk back in his pocket and waited till Einstein was done.

“9!… 10!… I’m coming to get you!” Einstein yelled.

Einstein turned around and saw Newton sitting right in front of him on the ground.

“You’re it, Newton!” He said. 
To which Newton replied: “I am not Newton, I am Pascal!”

(Source: liketotryit)