Bad Science Jokes

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:31:10 -0400

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

unclebleu: joedirt94: Black hole eating a star Fucking...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:33:56 -0400

unclebleu:

joedirt94:

Black hole eating a star

Fucking science

LOLOL :3 Hahaha! Thanks!!!! :D

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:38:00 -0400

LOLOL :3

Hahaha! Thanks!!!! :D

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Sat, 11 May 2013 22:04:50 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands: Today I learned that simba holds the leading...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:14:13 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Today I learned that simba holds the leading role of the digestive system

sxizzor: dadude1992: A²+b²=c² this is the greatest thing i...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:41:22 -0400

sxizzor:

dadude1992:

A²+b²=c²

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:38:46 -0400

waterandfire545: Needless to say, Mondays suck uber balls.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:35:15 -0400

waterandfire545:

Needless to say, Mondays suck uber balls.

Not sciencey but hey!

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:19:34 -0400

Not sciencey but hey!

minus229k1: hahahahahahahahaha. true. found at...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:24:09 -0400

minus229k1:

hahahahahahahahaha. true.

found at ‘ifuckinglovescience

HeHeHe

sidofferey-thethird: So today in class a wasp flew into our...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 21:21:18 -0400

sidofferey-thethird:

So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE

leeoonnn: Chemistry demos are the best.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:31:56 -0400

leeoonnn:

Chemistry demos are the best.

heartsontheloose: lulz-time: This post has been featured on a...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:11:20 -0400

heartsontheloose:

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

why…

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:52:40 -0400

YES!!!!! 314 FOLLOWERS!

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:41:57 -0400

I’m gonna bake you a pi.

hopingthetardiswilltakemeaway: My science teacher asked me ” what does it take to get from grams to...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:06:25 -0400

hopingthetardiswilltakemeaway:

My science teacher asked me ” what does it take to get from grams to kilograms?” (pronounced killagrams)

And all I could think was something *puts sunglasses on* killa’

BTW:

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:03:45 -0400

I got credit for that Schrodinger essay ;D

Didn’t do too bad either!

Remember my Schrodinger essay I was talking about?

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 19:44:26 -0400

I wrote an AMAZING essay about Erwin Schrodinger… Then I check the website of the guidelines…

“Must be in 1st person. Say it as if your scientist is really talking about his/her life.”

WHAT.

So this is what I wrote at the begging of my amazing essay

“Hello. My name is Erwin Schrodinger and if someone were writing an essay about my life, this is what they would say:”

Do I get credit? WE’LL FIND OUT SOON

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 23:27:21 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE!

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:35:12 -0400

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!